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WATERMELON PATCH
ONCE UPON A TIME, A FEW....YEARS....BACK
WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL DOWN
ON THE FARM.
MY DADDY HELPED HIS BROTHER TO
TEND HIS TRACT.
THERE WAS A MELON PATCH, RIGHT
BESIDE THE BARN.
THEY LOOKED SO FUNNY TO ME, THEY
CHANGED AS THEY GREW
LITTLE GREENISH YELLOW BALLS LYING
ON THE GROUND.
AND BEFORE TOO LONG, THEY LOOKED LIKE
FOOTBALLS, YOU KICK WITH YOUR SHOE,
THEN ONE DAY BEFORE MY EYES,
THEY WERE HUGE.
BIG AND GREEN, SOME WITH WHITE
STRIPES, LAYING OUT IN THE SUN.
I WAS FIVE, LITTLE JR. WAS TWO, WE PLAYED
EVERY DAY AND HAD FUN.
SO THIS ONE DAY CAME AND I WAS BORED,
TIRED OF JUST LOOKING,
I HAD A BRIGHT IDEA, AND BROTHER WON'T
TELL, HE COULDN'T.
JUST HAVING THE NEED TO TASTE,  I
PICKED UP ONE AND PULLED IT OFF THE VINE.
AND SINCE I COULDN'T PLAY WITH KNIVES, I
JUST DROPPED IT ON THE GROUND,
WELL, I SPLIT LEFT TO RIGHT,
AND ME AND JR. COMMENCED TO TASTING
EVERY LAST BITE.
WELL, COME SUPPER TIME, MAMA COULDN'T
UNDERSTAND WHY
THAT ME AND JR, JUST WOULDN'T EAT,
WHEN FOR MORE WE USE TO CRY.
IT WAS THE LONGEST NIGHT, I EVER SPENT
UPSTAIRS IN THAT OLD HOUSE.
MY TUMMY GRUMBLED AND RUMBLED, THAT
MELON WANTED OUT ! ! ! ! !
THE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS, BE SURE WHEN
YOU HAVE AN IDEA,
THAT YOU THINK IT THROUGH AND THROUGH.
BECAUSE  THE TRUTH I AM TELLING,
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND TO THIS DAY,
WHY THERE'S NOTHING BETTER, THAN
AN ICE COLD WATERMELON.


WRITTEN BY SHIRLEY BARR
MARCH 3, 2004
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
WATERMELONS, WATERMELONS, WATERMELONS, ALL YOU CAN EAT
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